Well, if Sid and Marty Krofft had been really into freakishly huge breasts, kids programming in the 1970s might have looked a lot like Mastasia.

The image at right shows Bianca Bazongas with her absolutely gigantic prosthetic mega-tits.  We’ll call them “uber-falsies”.  I’ve seen the galleries and footage, and they look surprisingly real.  Although I will add the caveat that if they were real, Bianca wouldn’t even be able to stand, much less dance around as she does with her enormous floppy earth goddess tits.

Check out the free gallery.