Jessica Canizales is five feet and three inches of pure sex appeal. And isn’t that one of the great things about Playboy? They give us stats! I love stats. That’s how I know that Canizales is 28 years old, weighs 105 pounds and wears a 34D brassiere.

Without the numbers, I’d only know that she’s stacked, gorgeous and deliciously sexy.  Check out the lovely Jessica Canizales and her amazing bust (and everything else) in this free gallery. 

September Carrino is so insanely sexy that my fingers are shaking as I type this. Seriously! I just checked out her latest gallery and I think trying to follow her curves is giving me motion sickness.

September is so busty that she makes other girls feel like boys, and makes boys feel like passing out.  She has perfectly formed, full, silky breasts that are as big as her head.  And there’s a video sample at the link that is sure to make your head spin.

Poor Dominica is a life member of the itty-bitty titty committee, but in a rare moment of good fortune she gets to rub the breasts of the queen of the mams, Dominno.  

Normally I link to image galleries but the free videos at the other end of this link are so hot that I thought I should share them.  Dominno looks so pretty and so ridiculously busty.

Also, I have that same table that appears in the video!  I got it at IKEA about ten years ago.  I wish it came with a giant-breasted Eastern European brunette, but no such luck.

Perla’s breasts are damn near perfect. Her photographer evidently agrees with me, because in her gallery he includes a few extreme close-ups to show the fine texture of her skin and fullness of each breast. She’s a beautiful girl and we’re lucky to have these photos of her.  I could just stare at those lovely orbs all day long.

Perla’s photos are provided by Met-Art.

My grandpa always said, “If you can see her tits from behind, marry her!” But what if you can see them from orbit?

Milana here has almost as much boobflesh as non-boobflesh!  How does that happen?  What did her parents feed her when she was a girl?  Pure estrogen?  Anyway, she may be a freak of nature but she’s OUR freak, damnit!  A creature of such glowing beauty and colossal overdevelopment must be cherished and frequently observed in her native environment.