OK, the list of people who I would travel back in time to kill before they had a chance to impact history:

1. Adolf Hitler
2. Osama Bin Laden
3. The motherfucker who convinced Veronika Zemanova to get breast implants

Seriously! Check out the gallery - those were REAL. Probably the most magnificent natural breasts on the planet! And somebody defaced those giant, perfect tits to fill them out a little. Sadness.